Reeeeeeeeeee
Ron Corbin 1977 (IN)
Whenever I have an opinion.
Whenever I have a thought.
All of these people think I can be bought.
No skin tags or obesity in sight.
Now that I'm over weight and think that I'm better.
I can't breathe in certain types of weather.
Stairs are my enemy and the floor my friend.
I sure hope this isn't where I meet my end.
Now that I'm standing and can see my feet.
It took longer than a day, an hour or a week.
I sweat when I see people eating.
My face looks like it took a beating.
My channel is where I project my esteem.
Or lack thereof if you know what I mean.
For now I'm going to fetch my big.
On my way to McDonald's to get a mcrib.
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Submitted on January 31, 2021
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Scheme | XXXX AABB XXCC XXXX |
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Closest metre | Iambic pentameter |
Characters | 624 |
Words | 132 |
Stanzas | 4 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 4 |
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