Analysis of Duolingo's job

Hey, Its me, Duo.

I teach basically all the languages there are.

If you line them up, one by one, i'm sure they'll go far.

Anyways, that's not the point. I'm here to talk about my job.

People always think i'm evil? Maybe they're just the slobs.

Come on, I teach for free, you can learn any language you want.

Is it really that hard to get over your aunt?

Spanish or vanish, is what I said.

Oops, too late, your family is dead.