Analysis of Stary Nosed
I’ve got a star stuck up my snout
What will I do to get it out?
Will it still be there when I’m seven,
Or will I take it up to heaven?
It really doesn’t hurt that much
The doctors don’t seem in a rush
In fact it doesn’t hurt at all
Actually it’s pretty cool!
It could be useful in the night
To have a nose full of starlight.
I’d stay up late and have a look
At pictures in my favourite book.
Some bloke said, “why d’ya do it kid?”
I just replied’ “because I did!”
And that makes perfect sense to me
Because I’m four not fifty three.
I thought I wouldn’t sleep in bed
With that lump lodged in my head.
But I was tired as a dog and
In the end slept like a log.
That trip at night to A&E
Must’ve sapped my energy.
On Thursday it was still up there
It didn’t budge when I brushed my hair.
It didn’t shift at breakfast time
It wasn’t out by ten to nine.
I went to nursery on my scooter
But it remained wedged in my hooter.
Daddy said I’d have to go
back to the doctors, as they know,
How to extract from girls and boys
the little bits of broken toys.
But I don’t really want to be
Subjected to endoscopy,
I’d rather just ignore the thing
I’d much rather play and sing.
I didn’t need an operation,
Or a doctor’s qual - i - fi - cation.
I just had to play it cool
And it popped out when I got to school!
Scheme | AABBXXXCDDEE FFGGHHXXGG IIXXJJKKLL GGMMBBCC |
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Poetic Form | Etheree (30%) |
Metre | 11011111 11111111 111111110 111111110 1101111 01011001 0111111 1001101 11110001 1101111 11110101 1100111 11111111 11010111 01101111 01111101 1111101 1111011 111101010 0011101 1111101 111100 1111111 11111111 1111101 1111111 1111001110 110110110 1011111 11010111 1111101 01011101 11110111 0101100 11010101 1110101 1111010 10101111 1111111 011111111 |
Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 1,360 |
Words | 305 |
Sentences | 18 |
Stanzas | 4 |
Stanza Lengths | 12, 10, 10, 8 |
Lines Amount | 40 |
Letters per line (avg) | 24 |
Words per line (avg) | 7 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 243 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 68 |
About this poem
Seven years ago my four year old daughter wedged a small plastic star up her nose. I wrote this after the saga had ended as a photograph couldn't do the episode justice.
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