Analysis of Fag Time

To see the time
in red digital numbers
I pressed the button
on my new digital watch.

I drew on my cigarette
and remembered the joke:
What do you say to a one armed man
if you want to know the time?
"Got the time on ya cock?"
Then I got caught.

Teacher said,
"if you were supposed to smoke
you'd have a chimney on your head!"
as he knuckled each syllable on my head.
Up in his office I held out my palm
and he swished it with a cane.