There once was a male who was in jail.
Giuseppe Caruso 1996 (dollarbeg)
You are looking kind of pale.
Do you want me to tell you a tale?
There once was a male who was in jail and that male, he went to Yale. And that male who went to Yale, loved some fresh, clean, kale. And that male who went to jail, he wanted to be bailed. If he was ever bailed, he would bring his snail. That snail, had a long tail.
First thing, the male is checking his mail. Second thing, that mail is sitting in jail. Oh that snail. Oh that male.
That male who was in jail who went to Yale wished he had a female. A female that would eat any cracker, fresh or stale. Having a cracker that stale would be considered holy grail. That holy grail that is stale would be so nice, that you would become blind. And if you're blind, then you will use braille. And at the end of the day, that male who now uses braille was looking like you, pail.
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A male who was in jail.
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Written on May 24, 2023
Submitted by 8197873290hdijlahn on May 24, 2023
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