Ms. Biscuit Booty
Robert T. Davenport 1979 (Newark, New Jersey)
Ms. Biscuit Booty
By Robert T. Davenport
Oh, Ms. Biscuit Booty, a legend in her own right,
With a derriere so grand, it's quite a sight.
She struts down the street, causing quite a stir,
With every step, her booty says, "Bonjour!"
Her biscuits are famous, flaky and divine,
But it's her booty that steals the show, every time.
It jiggles and wiggles, like a bowl full of jelly,
Leaving onlookers in awe, their mouths agape and belly.
She's got moves like Jagger, with a booty that grooves,
Shaking it left and right, making everyone lose.
From the dance floor to the grocery store,
Ms. Biscuit Booty's got the moves, and she ain't no bore.
But beware, my friends, if you dare to stare,
She'll give you a look that says, "Don't you dare!"
For Ms. Biscuit Booty knows her worth,
And she won't let anyone diminish her mirth.
So, let us celebrate this bootylicious queen,
With her biscuits and her moves, she's a comedy scene.
Ms. Biscuit Booty, you bring joy and laughter,
With your fabulous booty, forever the rafter.
So, next time you see her strutting down the street,
Give a nod to Ms. Biscuit Booty, oh so sweet.
For she's a reminder to embrace what makes us unique,
And to never be afraid to let our booties speak!
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Written on August 05, 2023
Submitted by BigNuttyTheBlackBishop on January 06, 2024
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Scheme | AX BBCX XXAA XXDD EEFF GGCC HHII |
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Closest metre | Iambic hexameter |
Characters | 1,223 |
Words | 250 |
Stanzas | 7 |
Stanza Lengths | 2, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4 |
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