Rhetorical Toolbox

I want to write a poem
but which tool should I wield?

Maybe hyperbole, but that would take forever.

Personification? My pen adamantly refuses.

A pun for poetry isn't the write idea.

Slipping in an oxymoron is obviously sneaky.

Metaphors are bottomless pits in my work.

Alliteration usually leaves lasting lamentations.

A catastrophe using an anastrophe would be.

Then it clicks! My brain goes boom!
Onomatopoeia sounds good!